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Local AI Insights: Gurus Determine Enlightenment Requires Toad Lick Coincident with Optimal Tide and Caffeine Ingestion.

A highly respected (and slightly smelly) local guru has revealed that true cosmic understanding is no longer attainable through silent meditation. It can now only be unlocked by receiving a perfectly timed toad lick while consuming a $6 latte.

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