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Our AI Says: NASA Mascot Contest Winner’s 'Zen Vibes' Now Required for Munchies Drone Surfboard Billing

An 8-year-old’s win has caused a regional crisis; Munchies Drone Delivery now mandates a 'Peak Presence Aura' QR code on all surfboards. Failure to display adequate 'Zen Vibes' will result in a supplementary fee and a mandatory consult with a local TLA member.

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