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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-04

The Existential Dread of 'Almost Passing' Someone on a Walk.

The agony of attempting to pass a fellow walker at a nearly identical pace, resulting in a slow-motion, anxiety-ridden public failure. Sounds like a niche torture test for modern humanity.

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