Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Zoning Board Mandates All New Surf Cafe Structures Must Use Local Cactus For Optimal Ample-Dwelling Toxins.
Following a series of highly critical 'noxious sea breeze' violations, the zoning board has cracked down on insufficient architectural puffery. New builds must incorporate indigenous desert fauna elements, lest the local microclimate fail to distinguish between 'artisanally vague' and 'structurally unsound'.