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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Rolls Out 'Oxxo Prime' Membership, Dedicating One Pump Lane and a Dedicated Cashier for Expats.

The regional OXXO franchise has launched a new premium service, promising immediate access to life’s essential, un-spiritualized commodities. Memberships include priority queueing and a dedicated, non-judgmental employee who knows which gas brand to avoid.

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