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Our AI Says: Munchies Drone Delivery Now Requires Surfboard QR Code, Demanding 3 Photos of Adjacent Jumping Cholla.

Drone delivery service has upgraded its billing system, requiring customers to scan a unique QR code on their board—and prove the board has 'witnessed' a jumping cholla—before releasing overpriced vegan protein bars.

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