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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-04

Local Zoning Board Bans All Green Flashes Due to 'Proximity to Oxxo Prime Synergy.'

Mandates were issued today requiring a 100-yard buffer zone between any natural light phenomenon and the new Oxxo Prime pump lane. Critics argue this stifles both art and the annual 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual.'

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