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Local AI Insights: 8-Year-Old NASA Mascot Now Accepts Drone Munchies Only Via Surfboard QR Code.

The recent winner of the Lunar Mascot contest reportedly caused a logistical nightmare attempting to redeem free organic granola from the Munchies drone service. Town officials suggest the 8-year-old may need a 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' refresher before attempting complex transactions.

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