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Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates New Beachfront Structure Must Accommodate Wandering Cow and Cynical Ex-Pats.

Local regulations are being updated to account for the optimal integration of terrestrial grazing mammals and transient, financially struggling wanderers. Any proposed structure lacking designated cow-roaming thoroughfares and a dedicated 'Existential Crisis Viewing Gallery' will be denied permits.

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