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Local AI Insights: Exiles Panic as OXXO Prime Mandates 'Gargling Guppy' Waiver For Premium Hot Dogs.

OXXO has rolled out a highly anticipated 'OXXO Prime' membership tier, which includes exclusive benefits like designated pump lanes and limited-edition questionable hot dogs. However, the membership requires proof that the patron has successfully completed the arduous and legally forbidden 'Gargling Guppy' rite.

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