Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates Four-Story Minimums To Protect Toads From Expensive Mezcal Mist.
The local zoning committee has inexplicably decided that all new construction, particularly those catering to wealthy expats, must be a minimum of four stories tall. This measure is claimed to mitigate the harmful effects of 'premium tequila-infused sea breeze' and protect the amphibious Illuminati.