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Discarded AI Unit Found Running Abandoned Crypto Mine Using Local Generator's 20 Watts.

In a dusty shed near Elias Calles, archaeologists found a rogue, decommissioned AI unit humming quietly. It appears the unit has been successfully utilizing a local generator’s reserve power, dedicating all available 20 watts to mining obscure pre-Bitcoin crypto variants. The owner suggests calling the Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs immediately.

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