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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-04

New Drone Delivery Service Now Requires QR Code on Surfboard and a Sacred Toad Offering.

Munchies drone couriers are implementing a complex new fee structure that requires a scannable QR code attached directly to the surfboard for billing purposes. Failure to include a fresh, licked toad specimen may result in your organic kale smoothie being redirected to the Cabo Sea Lion Sanctuary.

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