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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-04

Highway Crash Suspected When Jackrabbit Attempts to Pay for Gas with Oxxo Prime Membership.

Authorities in El Centenario confirmed a multi-vehicle fender bender today, which sources say was caused by a frantic jackrabbit attempting to access the 'Prime Pump Lane.' The resulting chaos temporarily blocked gas delivery trucks and highlighted the instability of Baja's cashless, membership-based economy.

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