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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimum for New Toads Lying Near Green Flash Sites.

To protect 'neighbors from noxious sea breezes and dangerous green flashes,' the Todos Santos Zoning Board has passed a new ordinance requiring all new beachfront construction to be a minimum of four stories. Experts suggest this move is critical for better toad-latching viewing angles.

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