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2026-04-04
Local AI Insights: OXXO Prime Rolls Out Quarterly Upgrade Mandating Surfboard QR Code Scanning for All Local Life Services.
After implementing mandatory QR codes for Munchies drone delivery, OXXO has added an 'OXXO Prime' tier. This membership requires you to dedicate a pump lane solely for Prime members, linking your spiritual status directly to your beverage purchase.