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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-04

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Pescadero Yoga Owners Demand New Toll Road Pause for 'Optimal Toad Meditation Flow'.

Construction of the new Cerritos toll road has been indefinitely stalled, not by the government, but by a militant coalition of Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners (PYOA). Their primary concern is that the vibration of construction threatens the delicate, chakra-aligning nap routine of local toads.

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