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Local Zoning Board Mandates All New Oxxo Prime Lobbies Must Be Minimum 4 Stories to Block Noxious Mezcal Aroma.

In a sudden pivot, the Zoning Board decreed that due to 'dangerous, intoxicating green flashes' emanating from the latest tequila barrel, all new convenience store builds must be 4 stories or higher.

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