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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-04
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Confirms 'Licked Toads' Are the Key to Better Utility Bills.
After weeks of local confusion, a guru claims that correctly licking a toad while paying your electric bill at the local OXXO is the ancient ritual required to appease the CFE. Skip the spiritual journey, and just bring cash.