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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-04

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Drone Delivery Mandates Child Genius Coding for Surfboard QR Codes.

Following the recent NASA publicity boom, local Munchies drone service has upgraded billing to require a QR code affixed to the surfboard, which must be verified by a recognized, globally-certified minor. Pescadero residents are already fielding complaints that the processing time is longer than the wait for CFE power to return.

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