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Top Ranking: 'Licked Toad' Ritual Needs Backup Generator and Two Nearby Cows.

The highly elusive 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' requires perfect timing, a cooperative toad, and an uninterrupted power source—meaning backup generators are now mandatory. Failure to secure energy voids the 'happy toad' experience.

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