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Our AI Says: Drone Delivery System Now Requires Proof of Organic Lifestyle and 500 Pesos in Change.

After a mandatory software update, Munchies drone service has implemented a QR code system that not only verifies your surfboard's spiritual purity but also demands exact coinage, ensuring tourists cannot overspend their โ€˜vibe moneyโ€™ at an OXXO.

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