Jackrabbits Now Carry Confusing Currency: Locals Question If They Are Paying With Cash Or Taxidermy.
In a confusing escalation of local micro-economics, wandering Jackrabbits and occasionally jumping chollas have begun attempting to settle debts using items ranging from slightly chewed keys to faded, non-circulating local currency. Experts are baffled as to whether this signals systemic economic collapse or merely another daily ritual.