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Our AI Says: Gastronomic Institute Confirms 'Gargling Guppies' Remain the Ultimate Spiritual Trespass.

A local seminar debunked several supposed 'cleansing' rituals, confirming that the introduction of freshwater guppy specimens into natural Baja aquifers constitutes a severe ecological and spiritual crime. Experts advise concerned expats to practice mindfulness using only sustainably sourced, artisanal saltwater rinse.

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