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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Local Guru Reveals That the Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual is Actually Just a Marketing Ploy

A local guru has been caught in a scandal after revealing that the popular 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' is actually just a clever marketing ploy designed to sell overpriced organic produce and spiritual retreats.

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