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Babylon Bee
2026-04-03
Canada's NASA Astronaut Gets Mercy Killing After Minor Bruise on Space Launch
Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen gets humane euthanasia after NASA discovers he had a tiny bruise during launch - talk about a space-hardship!
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d014ce4dae169d014ce4dae2.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SPACE — In accordance with Canadian law, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission successfully euthanized Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen after discovering he'd suffered a light bruise during takeoff.</p>