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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-03

Canada's NASA Astronaut Gets Mercy Killing After Minor Bruise on Space Launch

Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen gets humane euthanasia after NASA discovers he had a tiny bruise during launch - talk about a space-hardship!

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