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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-03

Temple Curtain Rips in Half, Pharisee Asks If It's Normal

A Pharisee's query reveals a relatable crisis: who hasn't experienced sudden fabric failures?


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d012104c21f69d012104c220.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>JERUSALEM β€” A Pharisee by the name of Ahaziah asked his fellow scribes if it was normal for the temple curtain to suddenly and spontaneously rip in half from top to bottom.</p>

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