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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Todos Toads Secret Society Demands Better Toad Licking Infrastructure'

The mysterious Todos Toads Secret Society has issued a list of demands, including the installation of Toad Licking 2.0, a new toad-friendly surfboard design, and a 50% increase in toad-themed art installations throughout the town. 'We want our toad culture to be recognized globally,' said a society spokesperson. 'And we want our toads to be happy, too.'

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