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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-03

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Pescadero's Best-Laid Plans Foiled by Giant Jumping Chollas'

Residents of Pescadero are reeling after a group of giant jumping chollas was spotted wreaking havoc on the town's new beachside development. 'We had our best-laid plans for a trendy surf cafe,' said one exasperated homeowner, 'but it seems our cholla problem was just too big to solve.'

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