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humor The Needling 2026-04-03

NASA Astronauts Get Nothing Done on Moon Because Outlook and Teams Keep Crashing

NASA's Artemis II astronauts are having a productivity daydream, literally. With Microsoft Outlook and Teams outages, they're busy spring cleaning, hiding moon eggs, and enjoying a pina colada


After experiencing a Microsoft Outlook outage shortly after entering orbit this week, today Artemis II astronauts reported that Teams was also not working either for some reason. “Hey, just seeing this—I think there’s a Teams outage too, which would explain why for hours we haven’t heard any of its wonderful notification sounds,” wrote Mission Commander [&#8230;] <p class="">After experiencing a Microsoft Outlook outage shortly after entering orbit this week, today Artemis II astronauts reported...

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