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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-03

SCOTUS Roasts New 'Automated Bench Scrutiny' System as 'Judicial Umpire' Overreach

The Supreme Court is having a field day with its new 'Automated Bench Scrutiny' system, which it's now calling a 'judicial umpire' – because, you know, that's exactly what it is.

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