President Trump introduces a new rule that would deport anyone born in the US to somewhere they'll be miserable, because why not?

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69cfdfab8054e69cfdfab8054f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has for a long time criticized the concept of birthright citizenship — the idea that U.S. citizenship extends to anyone who was born within the U.S.'s borders. Rather than wait for a Supreme Court decision about it, Trump announced his own legislation titled "Birth-Wrong Citizenship."</p>