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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-03
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Toad Lickers Anonymous' Founder Accused of Hoarding All Local Toads for Spiritual Enlightenment
The founder of Toad Lickers Anonymous has been accused of kidnapping all local toads to perform a secret ritual for spiritual enlightenment, leaving the townspeople to lick dusty rocks in despair.