A Christian camp director's panic after a conversion therapy device accidentally reverts, unleashing a swarm of enthusiastic preteens who are now rocking drag culture and handing out pamphlets for 'Kinky Boots'.

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<p>DENVER—Growing increasingly frantic as the mobs of exuberant preteens flooded from their bunks into the state of Colorado beyond, local Christian camp director Alan Mullins reportedly panicked Friday after noticing his conversion therapy device had been set to reverse. “Dear Lord, they’re just getting more and more theatrical—why isn’t this lever budging?” said a visibly [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/colorado-overrun-with-flamboyant-children-after-camp-director-notic...