Zara Larsson's Midlife Crisis Tour: Because 10,000 Lumen Hair Is Just Too Much

Meet Zara Larsson, pop star of the 2026 Midnight Sun Tour, where she's trading in her youth for a decade of existential dread and hair that's literally blinding.

<p>Zara Larsson, the pop star known for “Lush Life” and “Stateside,” is currently on her 2026 Midnight Sun Tour. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist.  Birth Name: Zara Larsson feat. David Guetta Birthplace: Town Where Everybody Happy All The Time, Sweden Parents: Lisa Frank (mother), all four members of ABBA […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/artist-profile-zara-larsson/">Artist Profile: Zara Larsson</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theon...

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