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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-03
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Todos Santos' OXXO Embassy Now Offers Intergalactic Hot Dog Vouchers
In a shocking turn of events, the OXXO embassy in Todos Santos has begun issuing hot dog vouchers that can only be redeemed on distant planets. Locals are advised to bring their passports and a healthy appetite.