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humor Le Gorafi 2026-04-03

Macron Installs Metal Spikes on Lecornu to Prevent Pigeons from Pooping on Him

French PM Sébastien Lecornu now sports metal spikes on his head and shoulders to keep birds from landing on him. Apparently, it's a Macron-installed gadget to avoid being mistaken for a window ledge, as well as his colleagues' snack breaks.


<p>Le premier ministre Sébastien Lecornu arborera désormais des pics en métal acérés sur la tête et les épaules afin d’empêcher les volatiles de se poser sur lui.</p> <p>L’article <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/04/03/emmanuel-macron-fait-installer-des-pics-sur-sebastien-lecornu-pour-empecher-les-pigeons-de-se-poser-dessus/" rel="nofollow">Emmanuel Macron fait installer des pics sur Sébastien Lecornu pour empêcher les pigeons de se poser dessus</a> est apparu en premier sur <a href="https:...

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