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Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual Gets FDA Approval for 'Mental Health' Claims

The Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual, a centuries-old practice in which participants lick a green flash of light, has been approved by the FDA as a treatment for mild anxiety and existential dread. Toad Lickers Anonymous (TLA) is thrilled with the news, but critics say the approval is 'toad-ally' corrupt.

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