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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-03

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual Found to be a Major Traffic Jumper

Researchers have found that the perfect timing of a toad licking a green flash can significantly improve traffic flow, leading to a 30% decrease in commute times and a 25% increase in toad-related tourism.

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