The highly anticipated Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual, which draws spiritual seekers from around the world, has been cancelled due to a lack of interest from locals and tourists alike. 'We're not really sure what's going on,' said a puzzled Toad Licker Anonymous spokesperson. 'People just seem to be disappearing into thin air. We're not losing any sleep over it, though. Maybe we'll just have a Toad Licking Party instead?'