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Our AI Says: Todos Santos Residents Upset as OXXO Embassy Unveils New Policy Requiring Patents for All Life's Needs

In a shocking move, the OXXO Embassy has introduced a new policy requiring all life's needs to be patented, sending shockwaves through the expat community and prompting widespread protests.

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