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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-03

How Can I be Racist if I Own a Viking Rock Band?

A satirical take on immigration, xenophobia, and the absurdity of using 70s rock to justify racist attitudes.


<p>My ex-girlfriend keeps calling me racist because I support ICE, wear a MAGA hat, and have a low tolerance for foods with... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/how-can-i-be-racist-if-led-zeppelins-immigrant-song-is-on-my-playlist/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/how-can-i-be-racist-if-led-zeppelins-immigrant-song-is-on-my-playlist/">How Can I be Racist if Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” is on ...

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