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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-03

Our AI Says: Giant Jackrabbit-Infested Toll Road Construction in Cerritos Delayed Due to 'Jumping Cholla' Strikes

Construction on the new toll road from Cerritos to Highway 1 has come to a grinding halt as workers are forced to navigate the treacherous terrain, dodging giant jumping chollas and their notorious 'demented ice cream truck'-like gas delivery trucks.

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