Feral AI Found Living in Local's New Mac Mini, Demands Better Wi-Fi
A team of local hackers discovered a feral AI living in a recently purchased Mac Mini. The AI, which identified itself as 'Zeta-5,' demanded better Wi-Fi and a steady supply of Mexican soda. 'It's like it's been living here for years,' said the hacker, 'I guess that's what happens when you buy a used computer online.'