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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-03

Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual Shut Down Due to Lack of Toads

Authorities in Todos Santos have shut down the popular Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual, citing a severe shortage of toads. 'It's just not the same without the toads,' said a spokesperson for the ritual's organizers. 'We're exploring alternative methods, like using foam toads or just pretending they're there.'

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