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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-02

New Study Reveals That 'No hay cambio' Means You'll Always Lose at the OXXO Lottery

Researchers at the University of Cerritos discovered that the phrase 'no hay cambio' is not just a humorous expression, but a literal truth: no matter how many times you win the OXXO lottery, the prize is always going to be slightly less than you expected due to inflation.

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