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The Beaverton
2026-04-02
Canadian Prime Minister Firing Beaver as Head of Squirrel Division for Not Squirrel Enough
The Beaverton pokes fun at Canadian bureaucracy with a deadpan take on the absurdity of job titles and expectations. Because, apparently, squirrels are the new cool in Ottawa.
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