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2026-04-02
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Todos Santos Yoga Retreat Workers Union Demands Better Mat Discipline, Threatens to Replace Yoga Mats with Jumping Chollas
In a shocking move, the Yoga Retreat Workers Union has announced that it will be replacing traditional yoga mats with jumping chollas, citing a need for more 'authentic' spiritual experiences.