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Babylon Bee
2026-04-02
Meet the Unheralded Axe Murderer Tracker of NASA's Space Missions
For 50 years, Russell Patrick has been keeping astronauts safe from rogue space axe-wielders, but his heroics remain largely unknown.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ceb03273dd969ceb03273dda.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CAPE CANAVERAL, FL — Russell Patrick has been doing the same job for NASA for over 50 years, though he's gotten little recognition despite the essential service he provides.</p>