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humor The Onion 2026-04-02

Trump Tries to Limit Democracy to Only People Who Care Enough to Vote Alone

President Trump signs an executive order creating a federal voter list, because who needs equal access to the ballot when you can have solo voting enthusiasts?


<p>President Donald Trump signed an executive order aiming to create federal lists of citizens which the U.S. Postal Service would use to ensure mail ballots are sent to only those people, with the effort to exert control over American elections sure to be quickly challenged in court. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-signs-executive-order-to-create-federal-voting-list/">Trump Signs Executive Order To Create Federal Voting List</a> appeared first on <a href="...

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